Thursday, August 23, 2007

News of the day

Ok, I am not kidding, these are actual headlines from today's papers:

-Belching Moose Add to Global Warming
-Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
-Pigeon Dung Examined in Bridge Collapse
-British Dwarf's Penis gets Stuck to Hoover
-Boy in court for throwing sausage
-T-Rex could run 18MPH

Some days I don't need to comment, there is too much material and way too obvious jokes. Have a great day!

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