just when you think all is well from the environment

This morning, fishermen in the Netherlands pulled an unusual item out of the sea. It was an 8 foot tall Lego man, said to have come "from the direction of England." As an avid dork, who grew up on comic books, I know EXACTLY what happened. Angered by his parents divorce, Tommy (or Johnny, whatever) takes his Lego set out and throws them into the channel. At the same moment, the shadow government is disposing of its toxic waste for the sole purpose of causing global warming and building up their alien army. Nature, or the un-natural, takes its course and LegoMan comes from the sea to defend the world against evil corporate giants and Daddy's infidelity. Unfortunately, he washed up in the Netherlands, where pot is legal, so he is sitting on a very large couch, eating Doritos and watching TV. Until next time, who knows where the the darkness grows? Lego Man!!!